Mona Lisa

Today I was writing up an order at work. When I got to the line asking for the date, I exclaimed out loud, "Hey, it's my anniversary!" The women at my office accused me of being a guy.

Here is a link to a song that one of my dad's friends used to sing to me.

Does anyone know of anyone who has ever gotten food poisoning from the raw eggs in cookie dough or cake batter? I was busted by my 5 year old sneaking a lick of the cake batter. He asked why I was eating it if it was suposed to be bad for you. I said, well, I was just not that smart. His retort: I want to be not that smart.

I am posting this to remind myself why I don't do home improvement projects. Even something simple like replacing a stupid fucking screen on the back white trash screen door is SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!! My kids learned lots of words they shouldn't have, and I am ready to go to Menards to get a stupid ugly prefab new door and have the Menards guys install it! GRRRRRRRRRRR

Even stupid spell checker doesn't know the word fucking. Well, it does now!