Sunday, December 23, 2007
All God's Creatures Great and Small
(or something like that)
Yea, I'll fucking kill them. Now I see a simple small ant climbing the wall in my bathroom. It is fucking dead right now. No regrets. No second thoughts about all creatures having the right to live. FUCK THEM ALL. That is the feeling you get after a bout with head lice in you own house. The kid brings them home from school and you freak out. Wash everything in the house and turn into that emotional scary chick that you never knew existed within you. Then you find one on YOUR OWN HEAD and really freak out. And I mean seriously FREAK OUT. You look at people on tv wearing santa hats - WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?! That guy at your office scratching his head - OH MY GOD HE HAS IT TOO! Other parents ALLOWING their kids to wear stocking hats even though it is only 40 degrees outside - WHAT KIND OF SLACKER PARENTS ARE THEY?!? Little white or brown specks on anything - AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Let me go on record now saying that I will fucking KILL any creature that I do not deem worthy to be in my house without any regrets. I will even put you in a zip lock bag and watch you die. That is what head lice will do to an otherwise reasonable person.
Yea, I'll fucking kill them. Now I see a simple small ant climbing the wall in my bathroom. It is fucking dead right now. No regrets. No second thoughts about all creatures having the right to live. FUCK THEM ALL. That is the feeling you get after a bout with head lice in you own house. The kid brings them home from school and you freak out. Wash everything in the house and turn into that emotional scary chick that you never knew existed within you. Then you find one on YOUR OWN HEAD and really freak out. And I mean seriously FREAK OUT. You look at people on tv wearing santa hats - WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?! That guy at your office scratching his head - OH MY GOD HE HAS IT TOO! Other parents ALLOWING their kids to wear stocking hats even though it is only 40 degrees outside - WHAT KIND OF SLACKER PARENTS ARE THEY?!? Little white or brown specks on anything - AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Let me go on record now saying that I will fucking KILL any creature that I do not deem worthy to be in my house without any regrets. I will even put you in a zip lock bag and watch you die. That is what head lice will do to an otherwise reasonable person.
