Saturday, February 24, 2007
Eyes in the Back of My Head
The scene: Mom, Dad, Boy, and girl are riding in the car. Dad driving. Mom in passenger seat. Boy behind dad. Girl behind mom.
Girl starts to hold a toy outside the open car window. Mom can see what is happening in the side mirror, and says without turning around, "Girl, pull that back inside the car!"
Boy's eyes get round as he exclaims, "Wo, mom, you really do have eyes in the back of your head!"
Girl starts to hold a toy outside the open car window. Mom can see what is happening in the side mirror, and says without turning around, "Girl, pull that back inside the car!"
Boy's eyes get round as he exclaims, "Wo, mom, you really do have eyes in the back of your head!"
Friday, February 23, 2007
getting carded at my age
My friend Barb and I went out for a few drinks one night recently. The guy at the door asked to see ID's. I smiled happily at my friend as I pulled out my ID. She was less enthusiastic than I, muttering something like "this isn't going to be good." The guy takes a look at my ID and exclaims, and I quote, "Oh shit! Damn."
