Monday, July 17, 2006

 

“Mom-boys go to Jupiter-why?”

Queried my 5 year old on the way home from day care recently. Puzzled, I said, “What are you talking about?” He repeated the question. This banter went on a few more times. Then a dawning slowly crept across my brain. It did sound a little familiar. I repeated the litany in my head over and over the rest of the way home. Finally, as I pulled up to the garage, it came to me like a flash. Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Duh.

Comments:
It would have taken days, maybe even weeks for that one to come back to me...
 
I just blurted it out when it came to me. Then I realized that "stupid" is kind of a naughty word at day care. Oh well.
 
Where I lived it was: "Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars".

No wonder I'm fat.
 
That must be why I am so smart! HA
 
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